We were riding to church this morning, Bethany and Joseph were playing in the backseat with a tiger and a zebra. They were role playing and talking with their animals. The tiger, Joseph, asked the zebra, Bethany, to come over and watch a show with him.
The zebra replied by saying, "Yeah I'll come over. Oh, and by the way, I'm havin' surgery. My tail doesn't wag anymore."